A. F. I. - High School Football Hero lyrics

I wanna be a highschool football hero.

With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna

try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero.

I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.

I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day.

I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with

this brunette someone pass me another blonde.

Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.

I've gotta get my rest so I can

party with the boys.

My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow.

I'll change my name to

Bubba so that everyone will know...