5 CHINESE BROTHERS - Product Of Dysfunction lyrics

(tom meltzer)

My girl's like a wading pool, she's shallow and full of piss

And I should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kiss

I guess that makes me shallow too

But I can't change, what's the use?

I'm a product of dysfunction and I guess that's my excuse

I used to think I was just a bum searching for eternal slack

Pride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that I did not lack

But then I went to see a doctor and he showed me what was what

He helped me remember a terrible childhood I had plum forgot

Well my daddy used to wear a hockey mask

He chased high school girls at night

My mama used to beat me with a hanger

If the clothes weren't hung up right

If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too

I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you

My baby and I we live on the fly

We take it day by day

We're unemployed and we're all annoyed

Cause our line of work don't pay

But since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking good

We got an agent, he gets us on all the talk shows

We're moving out to hollywood

Cause her daddy used to make her play russian roulette

He locked her in a bamboo cage

Whenever her mom heard niagra falls

She flew into a rage

If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too

I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you