311 - Outside lyrics

Are you outside?

I am a simpleton by choice

not speaking to hear my voice

Sunshine

Why are you sleeping?

Gotta get outside

Cover the ground on foot

Not hitching around your spur

Over the river and trough the woods

I've come this far to bring in the goods

I get high, even when I don't try

Let 'em pass by with a wink to the eye

I reserve the right to be stoned

I reserve the right to take it to collect them sums I have the right

Don't try to be, there's really no point in you biting me

I'm glad to see that it's easy for me to be an MC

Let me tell you a little story

Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool man

So I tried to play Kotter and make things cool

And I said just let him smell you, hold out your hand

He reached it on out, and then bam

He bit him, he bit him so fuckin' hard

Blood was steady gushin' all over my back yard

I kept apologizing, I felt so fuckin' bad

The dude was so cool, he didn't even get mad

He said man don't sweat it, that's the dog's meaning

Took some Neosporin and went back to his cleaning

Thought I had a dream or else it was a movie

Your mind can have a joint easy like jungle boogie

$600 freebie and I gots my job

Would you mind come but I gots my dog

Come you can foam the water with the bone

I wanna tell my mom, ring her on the phone

Cherry popsicle, icy, cold, freezing

Loves on his gums now that he is teething

Got a wee-wee pass, lay them by the door

Nasty Little shits he dropped them on the floor

Sunshine

Are you outside?

I am a simpleton by choice

Not speaking to hear my voice

Sunshine

Why are you sleeping?

Gotta get outside