2GETHER - Regular Guy lyrics

Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb

[You sure smell purdy]

Shake her dad's hand

Look him in the eye

And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy

[I'll have her home by 9, sir]

I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble

[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]

A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double

[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]

I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek

A regular guy, just don't call me a geek

A geek, yeah

But sometimes I remember what got me here

It was fighting, and cussing

[Back off, I'm in a boy band!]

And showing no fear

[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]]

I watch Jay Leno [He's funny], 7th Heaven too

And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do

[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change]

I'm buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad

[He's my buddy]

I play everything safe so I'll never be sad

I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble

[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]

A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double

[I'm on it]

I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek

A regular guy, just don't call me a geek

A geek, yeah

[Don't push me!]

Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up

Jacked up, and wrapped up

[I'm in a boy band! A boy band!]

And have to pee in a cup

I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble

[I don't want any trouble.]

A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double

[I know the answer, sir!]

I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek

A regular guy, just don't call me a geek

A geek, yeah