Jonathan Coulton - Re Your Brains lyrics

Hey ya Tom its Bob from the office down the hall

Its good to see you buddy how've ya been

Things have been okay for me except that i'm a zombie now

I'd really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hessate to submit to our demands

But heres a FYI you're all gonna die screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

I dont wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan

Spend your whole life locked inside a mall

Maybe thats ok for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns

And you'll have to make the call

Not surpised to see you haven't thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

But Tom thats what I do and I plan on eating you slowly

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom in anyway I can

I sure appreciate the way your working with me

I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am, I guess I am

Got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up

Know we'll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors

I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell

We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains