John Loudermilk

John Loudermilk - Road Hog lyrics

Have you ever been driving down the road

And come upon a fella who was just pokin' along,

Straddlin' the white line?

And when you'd try to pass him, he'd speed up?

Well, 'round here we call this fella a Road Hog.

This is a story about him and his eventual end:

Well, me and my buddy went a riding last night

Me and my buddy went a riding last night

Popped a hill and we saw his lights

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.

Now, when we saw him we almost died

When we saw him we almost died

He was comin' at us on our side

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.

My buddy said, "That fella sure came mighty near.

Probably some learner who don't know how to steer"

And then I saw his lights comin' up in my mirror

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.

He passed us a-going about a hundred, I guess

He passed us a-going about a hundred, I guess

And then he slowed down to twenty or less

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do

I tooted my horn and I started to pass

I blinked my lights and I started to pass

And then that road hog stepped on the gas

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do

He'd better get him up some money for bail

He'd better get him up some money for bail

'Cause tomorrow morning he'll be in jail

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do

The boys will have him in the moring behind bars

The boys will have him in the moring behind bars

'Cause I'm the County Sheriff in my unmarked car... he he he he

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do

Blow you horn, Has. Let's get him, Norris.

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