Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend lyrics
[BRUJO] Mi verga machetàƒÂ³n estàƒÂ¡ duro, te lo meto
Esas putas si nos gustan tràƒÂ¡eme la màƒÂ¡s chichona
Concubina chulita, yo te cojo
Quiero bruja, Pititis! Te invoco!
[PITITIS] No Brujo, lo duro, te lo mocho
Viejo panzàƒÂ³n, no parto, no te cojo
Pinche cerdo, mamàƒÂ³n, yo te chingo
Yo te arranco los huevos hasta la verga
[BRUJO] Ay! Brujita dame algo, màƒÂ¡s o menos, yo te amo
Esas skankas son marranas, tu eres, màƒÂ¡s cabrona
Ven brujita, chulita, yo te cojo!
La demonia, Pititis! Te Invoco!
Te Invoco!
Te Cojo!
Te Invoco!
Te Cojo!
Te Invoco!
Mi verga machetàƒÂ³n estàƒÂ¡ filoso, te lo meto
Esas putas màƒÂ¡s baratas, tràƒÂ¡eme, la màƒÂ¡s mamona
Concubina chulita, yo te cojo
Te doy todo! Pitits! Te Invoco!
[PITITIS] Ay! Papi brujito, te lo mocho
No soy perra, mamàƒÂ³n, eres joto
Esa cabeza sin mente, pito guango
Soy Pititis y que! Soy cabrona
[BRUJO] Te Invoco!
Te Cojo!
Te Invoco!
Te Cojo!
[English translation:]
[Brujo:] My huge machete-cock is hard as rock, I'll stick it in you
Those whores 'r looking good, bring me the biggest titties
Concubine, you're a cutie, i will fuck you
I want a witch, Pititis, I invoke you
[Pititis:] no Brujo, that hardon, I'll hack it off you
Old fat ass, I ain't spreading, you can't fuck me
Talking shit you fucking pig, I'll fuck you up
I'll tear your balls off with your cock
[Brujo:] Hey! Witchie give me some, more or less, I love you
Those other skanks are filthy pigs, you're one bad-ass bitch
Come here cute little witch, I will fuck you
The demon Pititis! I invoke you!
I invoke you, I will fuck you, I invoke you, I will fuck you
[Brujo:] My huge machete-cock is razor sharp, I'll stick it in you
Those are the cheap whores, bring me, the best cocksucker
Cute little concubine, I will fuck you
I'll give you everything Pititis! I invoke you!
[Pititis:] hey! Daddy Brujo, I'll hack it off
I'm not some bitch, cocksucker, you're a faggot
That head with no brain, a limp dick
I'm Pititis and what, I'm a bad ass bitch
