Jazz Butcher Conspiracy - Whats The Matter Boy guitar chord

Date: Wed, 01 Jul 1998 20:49:51 -0700

From: Will Nerini

Subject: j/jazz_butcher_conspiracy/whats_the_matter_boy.crd

Artist: The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy

Title: What's The Matter, Boy?

Author: Pat Fish

Transcriber: "Will Nerini"

VERSE:

G                          D                C

You wonder why nobody ever seems to talk to you

G                                        D                  C

After all, you use an aerosol and you've got three pairs of shoes

G                                           D                C

You got yourself a little education and you keep up with the news

A little rapid riff of:

        G-D-C

G                               D         C

But when you walk in to a party everybody stares

G                                             D                   C

The girls drop drinks into their laps and the boys fall off their chairs

G                                  D                 C

Oh, but you're all alone when everybody's leaving in pairs

[A little rapid riff of:]

        G-D-C

C                                G

If you ever stopped a moment and thought about your ears

(Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")

C                      G

Or that noise you make when you've had a bottle of beer

C                                 G                    D

Oh, try to make a mental leap and perhaps it will come clear

CHORUS:

Ohhh,

G                       C          D

You're the man with the head of an ass

G                       C          D

You're the man with the head of an ass

G                       C          D

You're the man with the head of an ass

G

And that's crass

D

Mmm, pin me back, Max