Buffett Jimmy - Were You Born An Asshole guitar tab

Intro: Spoken

D

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other

night.

G

When somebody nearly cut me right off the

road.

A

I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to

get mad.

D

So I wrote a song about him instead.

It goes like this...

D

Were you born an asshole?

G

Or did you work at it your whole life?

A

Either way it worked out fine

G D

'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

D

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

G

And don't you try to blame it on me.

A

You deserve all the credit.

G D

You're an asshole tonight.

D

You were an asshole yesterday.

G

You're an asshole tonight.

A

And I've got a feelin'

G D

You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

D

And I was talkin' to your mother

G

just the other night.

A

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

G D

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

D

And all your friends are assholes

G

'Cause you've known them your whole life.

A

And somebody even told me

G D

You've got an asshole for a wife.

D

Were you born an asshole?

G

Or did you work at it your whole life?

A

Either way it worked out fine

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'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.

[Thanks to Sparky for corrections]